Finding the Perfect Signature File
Finding the Perfect Signature File - ADDENDUM! See below!

A few weeks ago I went to the Porno Jim Show. My favorite quote of the night was from one of the video clips, where a nubile porn actress confessed behind the scenes: "I'm doing anal today so I can buy a puppy".

I loved it and have committed it to memory. I have since shared this with a few people but nobody was more excited by the sheer modernity of it than Nicole Blackman. She said, "What's that again? I'll have to turn that into a sig file!"

Because I like to help friends, I tried to google the quote to see if anyone else had noticed the absolute proof of evolution that humans have made. The quoted pornvideo girl - sweet, saucy, and practical - went unnoticed by the Google engine. Now THAT's a sentence you wouldn't have heard 50 years ago.

The search page wrote back:

Tip: Try removing quotes from your search to get more results.
Your search - "i'm doing anal today so I can buy a puppy" - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
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I'll have to ask Porno Jim, so Nicole can have a properly quoted signature file.

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BUT! LIVE JOURNAL FRIENDS HAVE COME TO MY RESCUE

Okay - Thank you Warren Ellis:
Apparently we can see the quote at the end of Kill Girl Kill

Yes, Darenzia, it IS from an Eon Mckai film. Yay! I think he may be one of my absolute favorites. It's all so camp.

AND the quote is from ....
SERENA SINN!